this is why tumblr is still the best place to post art
EDIT: some ppl have been asking for prints so here’s a link to my inprnt!
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hey btw i would NOT recommend using Bluesky either...
this is just repeating the cycle again
Years ago I overheard (eavesdropped upon) a telephone conversation between a public parks official and a golf course owner.
Parks Official: No sir, you cannot
Parks Official: No. They are a protected species
Parks Official: You CANNOT shoot them
Parks Official: Or poison them, no. Or trap them
Parks Official: If you like, we can-- no, I'm it. I'm the ranking official here. There's nobody above me. My boss? You mean... the governor's office? Sure, I guess. Okay bye
After he hung up, he gave me this thousand-yard stare before answering my unvoiced question.
"There's a flock of flamingos at the 9th green disrupting golfers. He wanted permission to go out there with a shotgun and take care of matters, but sensed there might be... legal ramifications. So he called us."
I laughed. "Does that happen often?"
"Oh, we get calls like that a couple times a month."
Country clubs should be burned to the ground and their golf courses turned into community gardens i am 10000% serious
Was golf created for the sole purpose of hoarding ridiculously large amounts of land just to brag about how little they use it?
Yes, literally.
My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store's going out of business sale in my hometown.
64827;2&&;$394$39;??!;!
RIP founding fathers, you would have loved spilling the tea
One of my favorite history facts I haven’t been able to get the time together to verify is that the other founding fathers used to make fun of George Washington because he was blessed with cake. Ya boi had a dump truck ass and was dummy thicc. He had cheeks that would go clapping.
So when roasting him they’d talk about him being calopygian or having a womanly behind.
So yeah, wig wearing drama queens gossiping. That sounds right.
The story of Dumptruck George deserves to be shared
